22 Young Teens Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Why did the teenager bring a mirror to math class? Because they wanted to reflect on their problems!
Why did the teenager bring a backpack full of batteries to the party? Because they wanted to 'charge' the atmosphere!
What's a teenager's favorite kind of movie? A drama, of course!
Why did the teenager bring a map to the amusement park? Because they wanted to find their way to the 'roller-coast' of emotions!
Why don't teenagers ever get along with their stairs? They're always up to something!
Why did the teenager bring a dictionary to the party? In case they got 'wordy' with their arguments!
Why did the young teen bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to high school!
Why don't teenagers ever tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
What do you call a teen who loves to sleep? A nap-oleon!
What do you call a teenager who loves to garden? Plant-youth!
Why did the teenager bring a ladder to the party? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
Why do teenagers always carry a pencil? In case they draw a blank!
Young teens and emojis - it's like their secret code language. I sent my niece a text saying, 'How's school?' and she replied with three poop emojis and a crying face. I have no idea what that means, but I'm pretty sure it's not good.
I asked a group of young teens what they want to be when they grow up, and half of them said 'influencer.' When I was their age, I wanted to be an astronaut. Now, I just want to influence someone to do my laundry.
Young teens think they know everything. I tried explaining to my nephew that Pluto used to be a planet, and he looked at me like I just told him the moon was made of cheese. I miss the good old days when Pluto was part of the planet squad.
I overheard a group of young teens talking about 'retro' stuff, and they mentioned the 2010s. I'm sorry, what? I remember the 2010s like it was yesterday. Now I feel like a relic from the past, ready for display in a museum.
Young teens have this incredible ability to make you feel ancient. I mentioned dial-up internet to them, and they thought I was describing some sort of ancient ritual. 'Yeah, back in the day, we used to summon the internet gods with the sweet sound of screeching modems.'
Young teens are like WiFi signals - everywhere, yet somehow, you still can't connect with them.
Young teens, you know you're getting old when you have to explain to them what a VHS tape is. 'No, it's not a new TikTok trend, it's how we used to watch movies.'
Trying to understand the fashion choices of young teens is like deciphering ancient hieroglyphics. I mean, who decided wearing your backpack halfway down your butt was a good idea?
Dealing with young teens is like trying to fold a fitted sheet - it seems impossible, and there's a good chance you'll end up in a tangled mess.
Young teens are so tech-savvy that they can unlock your phone just by staring at it. Meanwhile, I can't even remember my own passwords. Maybe they're onto something with that 'mind over matter' thing.

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