10 Young Teens Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 08 2024

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Young teens are like walking contradictions. They want to be treated like adults but still throw tantrums over not getting the latest smartphone. It's like negotiating with a tiny CEO who's also addicted to TikTok.
You ever notice how young teens have this incredible ability to communicate exclusively through eye rolls? It's like they've taken a masterclass in non-verbal sass. I asked my niece if she wanted to go to the movies, and I got a cinematic eye roll trilogy in response.
Have you ever tried to decipher a young teen's text message? It's like decoding ancient hieroglyphics. "IDK, BRB, TTYL" – I feel like I need a translator app just to communicate with my own nephew.
You ever try to impress a young teen with your knowledge of technology? I explained to my cousin how I used to survive without smartphones. He looked at me like I just described living in the Stone Age.
Young teens have this incredible talent for losing things. I once asked my neighbor's kid where his backpack was, and he responded with the casual confidence of a magician, "It's in the void." The void, apparently, is the mysterious black hole where homework and lunch money disappear.
Young teens and their fashion choices – it's like they raided a thrift store from the '80s and a futuristic spaceship gift shop simultaneously. I can't keep up with whether neon windbreakers are making a comeback or if they're just lost in a time warp.
Trying to teach a young teen the value of money is like explaining calculus to a goldfish. They think the ATM is a magical money tree, and budgeting is just a concept invented by ancient adults to ruin their shopping spree dreams.
Have you noticed that young teens have a sixth sense for detecting when you're trying to be cool? The moment you attempt a trendy dance move or use a slang term, they give you a look that screams, "Stop embarrassing yourself, old person!
Young teens have mastered the art of the dramatic sigh. It's their way of expressing displeasure without saying a word. If eye rolls were a language, and sighs were punctuation, we'd all be fluent in teen by now.
Why do young teens act like waking up before noon is a crime against humanity? Getting them out of bed in the morning is like negotiating a peace treaty with a grumpy sloth.

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