5 Jokes For You Wouldn't Get It

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 31 2024

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Dad Joke Aficionado

Making puns that are so bad, even the crickets stop chirping.
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said, "Yeah, you're doing the dishes while I'm watching TV.

Tech Support Guy

Dealing with Luddites who think "reboot" means they have to wear their shoes again.
Had a lady scream at me because her mouse wasn't moving. Turns out, it was just stuck in the corner having an existential crisis.

Job Interview Coach

Preparing people for job interviews who believe "dress to impress" means wearing a superhero costume.
My client asked if they should lie about their weaknesses. I said, "Sure, just tell them you're too punctual and it's affecting your social life.

Coffee Shop Barista

Navigating through orders that sound more like secret codes than coffee preferences.
A guy asked for a coffee with room for cream. I handed him a cup and said, "The room is over there, the cream is at the counter.

Relationship Guru

Navigating through love triangles that are more twisted than my headphone wires.
Relationships are like Wi-Fi. Sometimes, you just need to turn it off and on again to make it work.

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