2 Jokes For You So Dumb

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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You so dumb" should come with a GPS, guiding us through the maze of our own perceived stupidity. I got lost the other day, and my friend goes, "You so dumb; even GPS wouldn't help you." I said, "Well, maybe the GPS is just as confused as I am. Have you ever thought about that?"
I mean, the GPS lady gets all sassy when you miss a turn. "Recalculating." Yeah, well, maybe I'm recalculating my life choices, Karen! It's a tough world out here for us supposedly "dumb" people. Maybe we're just taking the scenic route to success.
Technology has taken "you so dumb" to a whole new level. My grandma called me the other day, and she goes, "I can't find the Internet on my TV. You so dumb." I'm thinking, "Grandma, if finding the Internet on a TV is the measure of intelligence, we're all doomed."
I told her, "You have to connect to the Wi-Fi." She replies, "Why does the TV need Wi-Fi? Is it hungry?" I swear, explaining Wi-Fi to grandma is like trying to teach a cat how to do algebra – confusing and probably not gonna work.

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