10 Jokes For You So Dumb

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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Have you ever tried to fold a fitted sheet? It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. The sheet is probably thinking, "You so dumb, can't even figure out how to make a rectangle out of me.
Ever notice how elevators have that "door close" button that never seems to work? It's like they're mocking us, saying, "You so dumb, thinking you can hurry me up. I'll close when I'm good and ready.
I recently tried to assemble a piece of furniture from IKEA, and the instructions were looking at me like, "You so dumb, even a monkey could do this." Well, maybe a really smart monkey.
I decided to try my hand at gardening, and my plants are probably gossiping, "You so dumb, he waters us every day, even when it's raining. Doesn't he know we have waterproof leaves?
My smartphone constantly autocorrects my texts to things that make no sense. It's like my phone is saying, "You so dumb, I'm just trying to save you from embarrassing yourself.
I attempted to fix a leaky faucet in my house, and the water just laughed at me. It's as if it was saying, "You so dumb, thought you could outsmart gravity, huh?
Every time I play a board game with my family, I can see the disappointment in their eyes, like, "You so dumb, can't even roll the dice without sending them flying off the table.
Trying to find matching Tupperware lids in my kitchen is like searching for a needle in a haystack. The Tupperware is probably looking at me, saying, "You so dumb, can't even keep us together.
I went to a self-checkout lane at the grocery store, and the machine gave me that judgmental beep, as if to say, "You so dumb, trying to scan that avocado as a pack of gum.
You know you're in trouble when your GPS says, "You so dumb, you missed the turn 5 miles ago. Recalculating, recalculating, recalculating...

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