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You're so ashy, archaeologists want to study you for clues about ancient civilizations.
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You're so ashy, you leave a trail of dust wherever you go – call it the 'Ashy Express.
Moisturize, Please!
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You're so ashy, I think a furniture duster would consider you its long-lost cousin! I mean, come on, your skin's so dry, I'm half-expecting to see tumbleweeds rolling off your elbows. Please, for the sake of humanity, introduce yourself to a lotion sometime this decade!
Walking Art Exhibit
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You're so ashy, I'm starting to think you're the secret canvas for Banksy's next mural! I mean, forget about dry skin, you're practically a walking charcoal drawing. I bet if I ran my fingers down your arm, I'd produce the finest grade of graphite known to man!
Parchment Person
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You're so ashy, I could write a novel on your skin without running out of space! Seriously, forget about Post-It notes, just give this guy's arm a quick scribble. And hey, if you ever need to take notes in a pinch, just use your forearm!
Exfoliation Extraordinaire
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You're so ashy, I'm thinking you've got a side hustle as a human exfoliator! I mean, forget spa treatments, just spend five minutes with this guy's elbows. You could market your shedding skin as the latest fashion accessory!
A Dusting Disaster
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You're so ashy, I bet your nickname in high school was Mr. Chalkboard! Seriously, if I rubbed your arm, I'd probably get a handwritten message from the Mesopotamian era. It's like you've got an all-access pass to the dust aisle in every grocery store!
The Winter Wonderland
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You're so ashy, when you take off your shirt, it's like the North Pole's little cousin popped up in the room! I mean, you're practically a snow globe waiting to happen. Someone get this person a gallon of lotion before they trigger an avalanche!
Invisible Ink Association
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You're so ashy, I bet you've considered launching your own line of invisible ink! Seriously, just press your finger on a piece of paper, and voila, secret messages for days! Forget about the fountain pen, just rub your arm on parchment, and we've got a bestseller!
Ashy Antics
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You know you're so ashy, I can't tell if you're trying to shake my hand or erase a chalkboard! Seriously, I need sunglasses just to be around you in the wintertime. You're like the Sahara Desert personified, but instead of sand, it's powdered donuts trailing behind you.
Chalkboard Confusion
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You're so ashy, if I handed you a piece of chalk, you'd probably blend right in with the blackboard! I mean, are we sure you're not part-time camouflage? Hey, at least if we ever run out of writing space, we've got your back...literally!
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