5 Jokes For You So Ashy

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 13 2025

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The Gardener

Trying to cultivate a beautiful garden, but the soil is too ashy.
I asked the horticulturist about your ashy complexion, and he said, "That's not a person, that's a topography map.

The Doctor

Diagnosing a mysterious skin condition, but it turns out to be extreme ashiness.
The doctor looked at your skin and said, "I haven't seen anything this dry since I tried to read medical textbooks in a sauna.

The Weatherman

Trying to predict the forecast but everything is just too ashy.
You're so ashy that even the humidity looks at you and says, "I give up.

The Detective

Investigating a crime scene, but the evidence is obscured by ash.
The detective said your skin is like a mystery novel - dry, cracked, and no one wants to touch it.

The Chef

Cooking up a storm, but the seasoning is constantly mistaken for ash.
Your skin is so dry, even Gordon Ramsay took a look and said, "I've never seen someone marinate themselves in breadcrumbs before.

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