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You look familiar. If laughter is the best medicine, then meeting you must be the cure for amnesia!
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You look familiar. Either you have a twin, or I need to cut back on the kale smoothies—visions of the same face can't be normal!
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You look familiar. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, and my memory is getting a signal boost!
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You look familiar. Are you a magician? Because every time I look away, I keep wondering, 'How did they do that?''
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
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I had someone tell me, You look familiar. I said, Well, yeah, I spend a lot of time in front of the mirror practicing my surprised face for when people say I look familiar.
The Matrix of Mediocrity
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You look familiar, they say. I'm thinking, maybe I'm in the Matrix of Mediocrity, where people recognize me but can't quite place where they've seen my face – probably in the clearance section of the discount store.
Memory Lane: The Amnesia Edition
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Someone told me, You look familiar. I said, Welcome to Memory Lane: The Amnesia Edition. Where everyone recognizes you, but nobody can remember why. It's like a high school reunion every day!
Celebrity Cameo in Your Dreams
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You look familiar. I replied, Yeah, I'm the celebrity cameo in your dreams. Ever wake up and think, 'Wait, I know that guy from somewhere'? That's me – your dream buddy.
Déjà Who?
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Have you ever had someone come up to you and say, You look familiar? I'm like, Yeah, I get that a lot. I'm the star of 'Déjà Who?' – the sitcom where everyone thinks they've met me before, but they just can't remember where!
Face Swap Mix-Up
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Someone recently said to me, You look familiar. I said, Yeah, I think there was a face swap mix-up at the celestial Photoshop studio. They accidentally gave me the face of the guy everyone vaguely recognizes.
Am I on Your Netflix?
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So, someone comes up to me and goes, You look familiar. I said, Yeah, I've been practicing my 'familiar' look for years. Is it working? Am I on your Netflix or something?
Recycled Extras Anonymous
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I get, You look familiar. I'm like, Oh, you must be a member of Recycled Extras Anonymous. It's a support group for people who can't remember if they saw me on TV or at the grocery store.
Face Recognition Software Fail
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I had someone tell me, You look familiar. I said, Yeah, that's just Face Recognition Software 101 – always failing the pop quiz. It's like my face is the answer to a question nobody remembers asking.
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