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Someone said to me, "You look familiar," the other day. I thought, "Great, maybe I have a doppelganger out there living a more exciting life, and I can just take credit for it at family gatherings.
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I keep hearing, "You look familiar." I've decided to make a business out of it - I'll charge a fee for people to pretend they know me at awkward social events.
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You know, I get told all the time, "Hey, you look familiar." And I'm like, "Well, thank you, but I think you might be confusing me with the person who stole your WiFi password last week.
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People always say, "You look familiar," and I'm just thinking, "Yeah, I'm the guy who always stands next to the snack table at parties. The face you associate with chips and dip.
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People often say, "You look familiar." I'm starting to think I have one of those faces that come standard with picture frames. You know, the default stock photo person.
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I get the "you look familiar" line a lot. I've started responding with, "Yeah, I'm the face on the missing sock in your laundry. It's a tough life in the spin cycle.
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I get the whole "you look familiar" thing a lot. I think my superpower is blending into crowds so well that even my own reflection is surprised to see me in the mirror.
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I keep getting, "You look familiar." Maybe I should start charging royalties for my appearances in people's dreams. I've got bills to pay, you know?
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You look familiar," they say. I'm convinced that I must be the long-lost cousin of that guy from the local news who always covers the exciting stories about traffic jams and weather updates.
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