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Yo momma is so tech-savvy, she could fix a broken computer just by giving it a stern look.
Yo Momma's DIY skills...
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Yo momma's DIY skills are unmatched. I asked her to fix a leaky faucet, and she handed me a bucket. I said, Yo momma, that's not fixing the problem; that's just water management with extra steps!
Yo Momma's so technologically challenged...
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You know, yo momma is so technologically challenged, when she heard someone say, I have a podcast, she thought they had a medical condition! I tried to explain it's not a disease, it's just people talking into microphones, but she said, Back in my day, we called that gossip, not a podcast!
Yo Momma's so good at multitasking...
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Yo momma's so good at multitasking, she can burn dinner while ordering takeout. I walked into the kitchen, and there she was, on the phone saying, Yes, I'd like a large pizza with everything on it... and make it extra burnt, just like my cooking!
Yo Momma's cooking is something else...
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Yo momma's cooking is something else, I swear. I asked her once how she makes her spaghetti sauce, and she said, First, you open a can of tomato soup... I had to stop her right there and say, Yo momma, that's not a secret family recipe; that's just the instructions on the can!
Yo Momma's fitness routine...
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Yo momma's fitness routine is on another level. She told me her favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. I said, Yo momma, that's not a workout; that's just you trying to pick up the remote control off the floor after watching TV all day!
Yo Momma's gardening skills...
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Yo momma's gardening skills are questionable. I asked her what kind of fertilizer she uses, and she said, Well, I just talk to my plants and tell them they better grow or else. I guess tough love works, because her garden has some of the most rebellious tomatoes I've ever seen.
Yo Momma's fashion sense...
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Yo momma's fashion sense is unique, to say the least. I asked her why she was wearing sunglasses indoors, and she said, Well, the future looks bright, and I want to be prepared! I guess she's living in 3023 while the rest of us are still in 2023.
Yo Momma's so frugal...
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Yo momma's so frugal, she thinks a penny saved is a penny earned, but I'm over here like, Yo, momma, that's not how it works. A penny saved is just a tiny coin sitting in your pocket doing absolutely nothing!
Yo Momma's so generous...
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Yo momma's so generous, she once gave me a birthday card with a scratch-off lottery ticket inside. I scratched it, and you won't believe what I found. It wasn't a million dollars; it was a note that said, Better luck next year!
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