8 Jokes About Xi Jinping

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Updated on: Aug 12 2025

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Xi Jinping's favorite holiday destination? 'The Great Wall of Relaxation'!
Xi Jinping's exercise routine? Keeping his 'Xi'pectations high!
You know Xi Jinping's favorite dance move? The 'Communist Cha-Cha' – one step forward, two steps back!
Xi Jinping's favorite movie? 'The Xi-Files' – because the truth is out there, but it's classified!
Xi Jinping's secret to good speeches? He always adds a little 'Xi'tement!
What did Xi Jinping say when he won a game of chess? 'Xi' is the checkmate!
What's Xi Jinping's favorite song? 'Xi' Will Always Love You!
Xi Jinping's favorite subject in school? 'Xi'tory – because he likes to make it!

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