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Xi Jinping at a Comedy Club
Trying to laugh while being the boss
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Xi Jinping at a comedy show is like, "Why did the dictator go to the stand-up club? To assert his sense of humor dominance, of course. But no one laughed; they were too scared.
Xi Jinping's Barber
Balancing power on the head
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I bet Xi Jinping's barber has a strict confidentiality policy. "What happens in the barber chair stays in the barber chair, unless it's a strategic hair move that could affect global politics.
Xi Jinping's Morning Routine
Deciding between tea and world domination
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Xi Jinping's morning routine is probably like a Bond villain's, complete with a cat, a world map, and a carefully planned agenda. "First, conquer the world; then, conquer breakfast.
Xi Jinping's Social Media Manager
Crafting tweets without starting a war
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I bet Xi Jinping's social media manager has a secret notebook full of draft tweets that were too risky. "Today's agenda: strategic retweets, carefully curated emojis, and avoiding accidental declarations of war on Twitter.
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