8 Jokes For Wrong Side Of The Bed

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Updated on: Jun 30 2024

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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Turns out, it was the side facing Monday!
My bed gave me an ultimatum: Either wake up on the right side or get a sleeping bag. Looks like I'll be shopping for a sleeping bag.
My bed has a GPS that guides me to the right side. Unfortunately, I always snooze the directions.
I asked my bed, 'Why are you so moody?' It replied, 'You always wake up on the wrong side and blame it on me!
My bed said it needs therapy because I keep waking up on its wrong side. I suggested couples counseling.
I tried sleeping on the left side of the bed for a change. Woke up confused, disoriented, and with a newfound appreciation for routine.
I woke up on the wrong side of the bed and tried to go back to sleep to reset the day. Unfortunately, my bed had other plans.
I tried flipping my pillow to the cooler side but accidentally flipped myself off the bed. Note to self: Wrong side, not upside.

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