5 Jokes For Wrong Side Of The Bed

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 30 2024

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The Sleepwalker's Struggle

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed because you literally walked there in your sleep
You know you're a hardcore sleepwalker when you wake up on the wrong side of the bed, and your Fitbit is like, "Congratulations, you've completed your midnight marathon.

The Insomniac's Dilemma

Can't decide which side of the bed to sleep on when you haven't actually slept
Insomniac problems: Every side of the bed is the wrong side when you've been staring at the ceiling for six hours straight.

Morning Person's Nightmare

Accidentally waking up on the wrong side of the bed
I don't trust my bed anymore. It's like a game of roulette. Will I wake up on the comfy side or the "I need a chiropractor" side?

Grumpy Cat Owner

Grumpy cat wakes up on the wrong side of the bed
My cat and I have something in common—we both wake up on the wrong side of the bed. The only difference is, I can't blame it on chasing a laser pointer until 3 a.m.

Alarm Clock Blues

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed because the alarm clock betrayed you
The only thing consistent about my alarm clock is its commitment to making sure I start my day on the wrong foot. It's like it went to a seminar on "How to Ruin Mornings 101.

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