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What's a woman's favorite music on Women's Day? Anything that empowers her to 'sister-act'!
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Why did the woman bring a ladder to the Women's Day event? Because she wanted to reach new heights!
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What do you call a woman who fixes shoes on Women's Day? A sole survivor!
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How did the woman fix the broken Women's Day decoration? With 'equal' amounts of tape!
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What did the woman say to the judge on Women's Day? 'You're gavel-y impressive!
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Women's Day is fantastic, but you know what would be even better? A day where women explain to men the mysteries of the universe. Like, Today, gentlemen, we'll reveal why we need so many shoes. Spoiler alert: there's no logical explanation!
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I heard they're considering a Men's Day. Finally, a day where it's socially acceptable to ask for help while shopping. Excuse me, sir, can you tell me which tie goes best with my indecisiveness?
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Women's Day is great, but can we talk about the pressure it puts on us guys? You can't just give flowers; it has to be the right flowers. And you can't just say Happy Women's Day; it has to be the perfect mix of appreciation and compliments. It's like walking through a linguistic minefield!
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You know, they have Women's Day now. I mean, I'm all for celebrating women, but do we really need a whole day? What's next, a day for left-handed people? I can see it now, Lefty Day, where we celebrate the struggle of finding left-handed scissors!
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I love Women's Day, but you ever notice how they market it? It's like, Celebrate the strength, grace, and beauty of women! Meanwhile, Men's Day would be marketed like, Celebrate men, who occasionally find the laundry basket and make a sandwich without burning down the kitchen. Equality, right?
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Women's Day is a beautiful celebration, but let's be honest, ladies, do you really want a day, or do you want a whole month? I can see it now, Women's Month, where each day represents a different mood. Good luck keeping up, fellas!
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I support Women's Day, but I've got a suggestion: let's add a No Judgement Day for men. It's the one day a year when we can attempt to match our socks, eat cereal for dinner, and ask for directions without getting the raised eyebrow.
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Women's Day is like a birthday for half the population. But you know what's missing? The birthday cake. Imagine a world where everyone gets cake on Women's Day. I'd be the first in line, holding a sign that says, Will Tell Dad Jokes for Cake.
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I was thinking about Women's Day, and it got me wondering, do women actually get a day off from being awesome? Like, are they just allowed to Netflix and chill without judgment for 24 hours? Because sign me up for that day-off subscription, too!
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