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On women's day, my wife asked for breakfast in bed. So, I brought her a mirror. She didn't find it as amusing as I did.
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Women's day is like a performance review for husbands. "You did well on Valentine's Day, but your effort on Women's Day needs improvement.
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You know, they say every day should be women's day, but I think women's day is that one day when men suddenly remember where the kitchen is.
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On women's day, my wife asked me what special thing I had planned. I replied, "Isn't every day with me special enough?" Let's just say, that didn't earn me any brownie points.
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Women's day is the one day we pretend to appreciate all the things women do. Tomorrow, it's back to taking them for granted.
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My wife told me she wanted something shiny for women's day. So, I got her a new stainless steel kitchen knife. She wasn't impressed. Apparently, diamonds were more on her mind.
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I asked my wife what she wanted for women's day, and she said, "Surprise me!" Apparently, "I forgot it was women's day" wasn't the surprise she had in mind.
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Women's day is like a birthday for women, right? So why don't we celebrate men's day? Oh wait, every day is men's day – just ask any man.
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I tried to surprise my wife on women's day by doing the laundry. She came in and said, "Wow, the washing machine is working! I thought it was just a piece of furniture.
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