7 Jokes For Wise

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Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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My wise uncle told me, 'If you want to succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funny bone.
Why did the wise computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage!
I asked the wise bartender for a joke. He said, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, just like my ex!
Why did the wise man bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
I told my wise grandpa I wanted to be a musician. He said, 'Just remember, life is a symphony, and you're the one holding the conductor's baton.
Why did the wise golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
I asked the wise librarian for a book on paranoia. She whispered, 'It's right behind you!

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