6 Jokes For Wise

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Updated on: Nov 23 2024

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Why did the wise tree go to therapy? It had too many deep roots issues!
I asked my wise friend for advice on dieting. He said, 'Just remember, you are what you eat. That's why I avoid nuts.
My wise friend said, 'If at first, you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
My wise friend told me, 'The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I asked the wise man how to make a small fortune. He said, 'Start with a large fortune and buy a really good map.
I asked my wise neighbor how he stays calm in traffic. He replied, 'I pretend I'm the Zen master of the steering wheel.

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