9 Jokes About Wisdom

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Updated on: Sep 23 2024

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I asked the wise man for the secret to a happy marriage. He said, 'Just remember, two things are essential – the remote control and the refrigerator.
I asked a wise man if he believed in ghosts. He said, 'No, but I'm afraid of them.
Why did the wise computer go to therapy? Too many unresolved issues!
I asked the wise man if he believes in luck. He replied, 'I'm wise enough to make my own luck!
Why did the wise man bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
I asked the wise man how to lose weight. He said, 'Just turn your head to the left every time someone offers you food.
I asked my wise friend for career advice. He said, 'Find a job where you can sit comfortably and never stand for anything.
Why did the wise owl become a therapist? Because he was a great listener!
Why did the wise man bring a pencil to the dinner table? To draw his own conclusions!

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