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Why did Willis bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because he heard the jokes were over his head!
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Why did Willis bring a pencil to the cooking class? In case he needed to draw blood from a turnip!
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Why did Willis start a band with vegetables? Because he wanted to turnip the beet!
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Why did Willis start a gardening YouTube channel? He wanted to show people how to grow on a global scale!
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Why did Willis bring a map to the restaurant? In case the menu was too confusing!
Willis, the Phantom Roommate
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You ever have that roommate who's never there but somehow manages to use up all the hot water? Yeah, that's Willis. I'm starting to think he's the ghost of frugality, haunting our water heater.
Willis, the Apparition of Cleanliness
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The only time I've seen the place immaculately clean was when Willis vanished for a week. It's like cleanliness manifests in his absence—a ghostly force that ensures everything sparkles, but only when he's mysteriously absent.
Willis, the Invisible Hero
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I've got this theory that Willis is actually a superhero in disguise. I mean, think about it—he's never around when chaos strikes. Either he's saving the world incognito, or he's mastered the art of hiding in plain sight like a true invisible hero.
Willis, the Stealth Master
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I've never actually seen Willis leave the apartment. It's like he's a ninja, mastering the art of stealthy exits. Or he's got a secret underground lair where he spends his time... plotting how to avoid doing the dishes.
Willis, the Poltergeist Chef
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Willis loves to cook... at least that's what the mysterious clatter from the kitchen at 2 a.m. suggests. Either he's a culinary genius or our apartment's haunted by a poltergeist chef. I'm leaning towards the latter because I've never seen him eat anything but takeout.
Willis, the Phantom Fitness Guru
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I think Willis might be a fitness guru, but one who operates in spectral form. I mean, there's always this faint echo of motivational workout phrases lingering in the apartment. It's like being haunted by a friendly ghost trainer, reminding us to hit the gym while we binge-watch Netflix.
Willis, the Supernatural Scapegoat
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Whenever something goes wrong, we blame it on Willis. It's become a ritual. Broken mug? Must be Willis. Internet down? Definitely Willis' spectral shenanigans. He's the perfect scapeghost for all our mishaps.
Willis, the Spectral Silent Partner
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I'm starting to think Willis is our silent business partner. He's never in the board meetings (aka the living room discussions), but somehow, decisions get made, and the rent gets paid. Either he's an extraordinary silent partner or a ghostly financial advisor who only communicates through the gentle rustle of bills being paid.
Willis, the Cryptic Communicator
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Texting Willis is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics. You send him a message, and you're left pondering if he's on a secret mission or simply lost his phone in the Bermuda Triangle of couch cushions.
Willis, the Ghostly Borrower
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You know, I'm convinced Willis is a master borrower. He's like a ghostly librarian, silently taking things from your room and returning them when you're not looking. I lost my favorite hoodie for a month; found it hanging on his chair. Spooky librarian strikes again!
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