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What did the candle wick say during a scary movie? 'I'm getting chills down my spine!
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What did the candle say to the birthday cake? 'Don't worry, I've got the wick!
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Why did the candle win the race? Because it knew how to stay ahead of the wick!
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Why did the birthday cake complain about the candle? It said, 'The wick is taking all the limelight!
Wick-ling With Fire
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You ever accidentally touch a lit candle wick? It's like a game of chicken with fire, and let me tell you, the wick always wins. You pull your hand away like, Okay, wick, you win this round. But mark my words, I'll be back for revenge when I'm not trying to impress people with my pain tolerance!
Wick-sted Sense of Humor
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I told my friend I was having a bad day, and he suggested I relax by lighting a candle. Little did I know, the wick had a twisted sense of humor. It decided to burn in the shape of a sad face. Thanks, wick, for turning my candle into a tiny, waxen therapist. I feel so understood.
Wick-ulous Ride
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Candles are like the roller coasters of the household. You light them, and suddenly you're on a wild ride of flickering flames and unpredictable wicks. It's the closest thing I get to an amusement park experience without leaving my living room. Hold on tight, folks, we're in for a wick-ulous ride!
Wicked Sneaky Wick
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Have you ever tried to blow out a candle, and the wick just won't give up? It's like the Houdini of the flame world. You're there huffing and puffing, feeling like you're auditioning for the Big Bad Wolf role. Meanwhile, the wick's sitting there thinking, You can't extinguish my spark that easily, my friend!
Wick-ety Split
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Candles have a special talent for making you question your lung capacity. You blow, and the flame divides into a million baby flames, all dancing like they're auditioning for a music video. It's the wick's way of saying, You thought you could control me? Think again, human!
Wick-ward Moments
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I had a date over, and I thought I'd impress her with a candlelit dinner. Little did I know, the wick had its own plans. Midway through the meal, it decided to pull a disappearing act. I'm sitting there like, Is this a romantic dinner or a magic show? Nothing says love like frantically searching for a lost wick.
Wick-tastrophe in the Making
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I bought this scented candle the other day, and I think it had the audacity to mock me. The wick was like, You want a soothing lavender aroma? Well, I've got other plans! It decided to play hard to get, making me question my life choices. Is this a romantic evening or an episode of 'Survivor'?
Wick-ed Problems
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You ever notice how life is like a stubborn candle wick? No matter how many times you try to light it, there's always that one part that just refuses to catch fire. It's like, Come on, wick, we've been through this before! Get your act together, we're trying to set the mood here!
Wick-hiking Adventures
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Candles are like tiny camping trips for wicks. You light them, and suddenly they're on an expedition to the edge of the candle, exploring uncharted territories. I'm just waiting for the day a wick comes back with a tiny backpack, sunglasses, and a story about the grand adventures in Waxistan.
Wick-stravaganza
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I tried making my own candles once. The wick heard about it and decided it was time to show off. It started doing somersaults and loop-de-loops in the hot wax. I'm just there with my DIY kit, thinking, I wanted a candle, not a Cirque du Soleil performer. Settle down, wick, you're stealing the spotlight!
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