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The Paranoid Firefly
Worried about getting mistaken for a wick
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I tried to explain to them that I'm just an enthusiastic firefly, not a wannabe wick. But now, I'm considering starting a support group for misunderstood fireflies. Maybe we'll call it "Glowing Without Wick-shaming.
The Adventurous Moth
Deciding whether to go for the flame or play it safe
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I want to meet the moth that's risk-averse, you know? The one who's like, "Nah, I'll pass on the flame today. I'm just going to chill by this LED bulb. It's a much safer thrill.
The Candle Hoarder
Balancing the desire for ambiance with the fear of running out of candles
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The other day, I had a nightmare that I ran out of candles. I woke up in a cold sweat, reached for my emergency stash, and whispered, "Not today, darkness. Not today." I take my candle game very seriously.
The Candle Maker
Trying to make the perfect wick
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I spend more time thinking about wicks than I do about my own life. My therapist asked me what my goals were, and I said, "To find inner peace and create the world's most magnificent wick." She looked at me like I was burning both ends of the candle.
The Romantic Candlelit Dinner
When the wick burns out faster than the relationship
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The candle was supposed to set the mood, but instead, it turned into a ticking clock counting down to the end of our date. Next time, I'm getting those fancy LED candles. At least they last longer than most Hollywood marriages.
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