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So, the turkey crossed the road, and I'm thinking, did it need a break from all the stuffing? I mean, that's a lot of pressure for one bird. Maybe it just needed some "me time" on the other side.
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You ever wonder why the turkey crossed the road? I think it wanted to challenge the local deer to a game of "Who Can Stop Traffic Better?" Spoiler alert: turkeys are surprisingly good at it.
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I saw a turkey crossing the road, and I thought, "Wow, that's a brave bird." Most of us are too chicken to even think about crossing the road, but not this turkey. It's got Thanksgiving courage all year round.
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I imagine the turkey crossed the road to impress the chicks. I mean, strutting your stuff on the other side is a surefire way to attract a flock of admirers.
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You ever wonder why the turkey crossed the road? I think it was trying to escape Thanksgiving. I mean, who can blame it? "Gobble gobble, I'm outta here!
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Turkey crossing the road – maybe it's practicing for the annual Thanksgiving Day parade. It's got dreams of marching down Main Street, feathers held high, and a float shaped like a gravy boat following closely behind.
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Turkey crossing the road – maybe it was just tired of being the punchline of Thanksgiving jokes. Like, enough is enough, I'm taking my giblets and heading somewhere more appreciated.
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I saw a turkey crossing the road, and I thought, "Is this some kind of fowl play?" Maybe it's trying to outsmart the farmer, thinking, "If I can just get to the other side, I'll be free-range.
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Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the armadillo that it could be just as road-savvy. It's not just about chickens showing off their road-crossing skills, you know!
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