5 Jokes For Why Did The Turkey Cross The Road

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 24 2025

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The Stand-Up Comedian's Perspective

Finding the perfect punchline for the age-old joke.
I asked the turkey, "Why are you risking your life crossing roads?" It replied, "I'm just winging it, trying to avoid becoming a punchline!

The Traffic Cop's Perspective

The turkey caused a traffic jam.
The turkey said, "I have a poultry excuse for crossing against the light!" The traffic cop sighed, "That's fowl play.

The Vegan Activist's Perspective

The vegan activist disapproved of turkey consumption.
The turkey wanted to join the vegan club; it heard they had great tofu and no turkeys allowed.

The Turkey's Perspective

The turkey wanted to prove it wasn't just a Thanksgiving dinner.
It thought crossing the road was the only way to avoid getting roasted.

The Farmer's Perspective

The farmer was trying to catch the turkey for the holiday feast.
The farmer chased the turkey, shouting, "You can't escape the oven!" The turkey retorted, "Watch me waddle!

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