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You know who's got a strange way of making you doubt your cooking skills? Smoke detectors! They go off the moment you think you're nailing that dish. It's like they're saying, "Nice try, but I'm here to keep you humble.
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Who's got the power to turn a casual stroll into a challenge of balance and grace? Uneven sidewalks! Dodging those unexpected mini-mountains should be an Olympic sport.
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Who's got the ability to transform a simple itch into a full-scale paranoia episode? Mosquitoes! That one buzzing sound near your ear turns you into a ninja swatting at invisible foes.
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Who's got the stealth of a ninja and the timing of a prankster? The automatic toilets! Just when you're about to leave, they decide it's the perfect time for a surprise flush. Thanks for the heart attack, toilet!
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You know who's got the mysterious power to make every house creak at night? Ghosts? Nope! It's that one loose floorboard that only creaks when you're trying to sneak to the fridge at 2 AM.
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You know who's got a talent for making you question your wardrobe choices? The weather! It's like, "Oh, you thought it'd be sunny? Here's a downpour just for fun!
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Who's got the amazing ability to turn a simple flicker into a full-blown horror movie experience? Your neighborhood streetlights! Nothing like walking past those at night, suddenly feeling like you're in a suspense thriller.
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You know who's got the timing of a stand-up comedian? The elevator's "door close" button! Press it once, expect an immediate response. Press it repeatedly, and suddenly it's on its own schedule, saying, "I'll close when I'm ready.
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You know who's got a knack for making you question your courage? Mirrors in dimly lit rooms! One minute you're feeling tough, the next you're running away from your own reflection thinking, "Who's that?
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