5 Jokes For Who's Got

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 30 2024

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The Office Prankster

Pranking colleagues about who's got what task or responsibility.
There's this ongoing joke about 'who's got the boss's attention?' My coworker plays it cool, saying, 'I've got it nailed!' Meanwhile, the boss is asking everyone else for updates. Awkward.

The Relationship Gambler

Uncertainty about who's got the upper hand in a relationship.
My girlfriend and I debate about 'who's got the better memory?' She swears she does. Yet, she forgot our anniversary twice! I'm thinking, 'Memory's like a sieve, huh?'

The Tech-Challenged Parent

Confusion over who's got the latest tech gadget.
My parents bought a smart home device. Now they're arguing, 'Who's got the voice that it recognizes?' Dad keeps imitating Siri, and Mom's trying a British accent. The house is so confused!

The Competitive Sibling

Competing over who's got the upper hand.
My brother and I argue about 'who's got the best life?' He's like, 'I've got it all figured out!' I'm like, 'Yeah? Well, who's got Mom's birthday present?' Suddenly, his perfect life loses its shine.

The Forgetful Friend

Forgetting who's got what.
My mate Tom's memory is so bad, he's always asking, 'Who's got my back?' I'm like, 'Tom, I'd love to, but you forgot who's got it last!'

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