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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already—probably to a white Russian!
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I have a joke about construction, but I'm still working on that one. Just like the guy painting the room white!
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Why did the whiteboard go to therapy? It had too many issues with markers!
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Why did the white cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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Did you hear about the white chocolate that went to therapy? It had too many cocoa issues!
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. What do you call a color that isn't yours? White!
White Lies Matter
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Why do they call them white lies? I mean, lies are lies, right? Is there a spectrum of truth where little fibs are white, and big whoppers are, what, neon green? I tried telling my boss a neon green lie once, got me a week off... without pay.
The Invisible Snowman
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I tried making a snowman last winter, but I live in an area with only white snow. It turned into the most elusive snowman ever. If you looked away for a second, it blended in with the surroundings. I'd call him the Houdini of snowmen, but he vanished before I could give him a name.
White Noise, Real and Metaphorical
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I tried meditation to find my inner peace, you know, listening to white noise. Turns out, my inner peace sounds a lot like static on a broken radio. Maybe I need a different frequency, like the soothing hum of a refrigerator or the gentle whir of a washing machine on spin cycle.
The Great Snowball Betrayal
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Snowball fights are all fun and games until you accidentally pack a snowball with a bit of mud. Suddenly, you're not the fun-loving friend; you're the one who ruined winter. It's like nature's way of saying, I gave you a blank canvas, and this is what you did with it? Disgraceful.
Wedding Dress Woes
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They say brides wear white because it symbolizes purity. Well, I wore white to my wedding, and my friends haven't let me live it down. They keep asking if I got married or just spilled my coffee on a suit. Who knew choosing a wedding outfit would be such a stain on my reputation?
Blank Canvas Problems
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I recently bought a whiteboard to organize my life. Guess what happened? It stayed white. Apparently, my life isn't as colorful as I thought. It's like my to-do list saw the whiteboard and said, Nah, we're good just hanging out in your brain.
The Ghost of White Shirts
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I have this one white shirt that's haunting me. Every time I wear it, it attracts every sauce, coffee, and mysterious stain within a mile radius. It's like the shirt is possessed by a demon chef with terrible aim. I've considered exorcising it with bleach, but I'm afraid it might retaliate.
The Laundry Struggle
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I was doing my laundry the other day, and my whites decided to rebel against me. It's like they formed a coalition with the socks to disappear in the washing machine. I'm convinced there's a secret society of socks and whites plotting against us. It's a laundry revolution!
Toothpaste Mishaps
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Why is toothpaste always white? It's like they're setting us up for failure. You're trying to brush your teeth, and before you know it, your face looks like a modern art masterpiece. Minty freshness with a touch of spearmint splatter.
The Great White Dilemma
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You ever notice how the color white is just confusing? I mean, it's supposed to be this symbol of purity and innocence, but have you tried keeping something white clean for more than five minutes? It's like playing hide and seek with dirt - and dirt always wins.
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