11 Jokes For Whispers

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Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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How did the whispering sea make waves? By murmuring some shore-t stories!
Why did the whispering library book get hired? Because it had a great cover-to-cover whisper letter!
Why did the whisper go to school? To improve its speaking volume!
Why don't whispers make good drummers? They can't make enough noise to beat the rhythm!
What do you call a sneaky whisper? Hush-hush gossip!
What did the whispering pepper say? 'I'm just a little spice in a quiet world.
How did the mouse learn to whisper? It took a quiet tutorial!
Why don't whispers become singers? They can't hit the right notes!

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