5 Jokes For Whispers

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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ASMR Ghost

Ghosts with annoying ASMR techniques
You know your ghost has an ASMR obsession when they haunt you by softly tapping on your window. I appreciate the effort, but I'm trying to sleep, not get a virtual cranial nerve exam.

Ghostly Gossip

Gossiping ghosts causing trouble
Ghost gossip can ruin your afterlife. One ghost told me, "I heard you died because you didn't forward that chain email in 2005." Well, no wonder I've been haunted by regret.

Whispering Appliances

Appliances communicating through whispers
The other day, my dishwasher whispered, "I'm tired of cleaning up everyone's mess." I get it, even appliances need therapy sessions.

Paranormal Whisperer

Mishearing ghostly messages
Being a paranormal whisperer is tough. I thought the ghost said, "I love your style," but it turns out they were just commenting on the wallpaper from the 1970s.

Polite Ghost

Ghosts trying too hard to be polite
Polite ghosts can be annoying. I asked one to leave a room, and it said, "After you." Now we're stuck in this awkward ghostly standoff.

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