17 Jokes For Whatnot

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Updated on: Aug 04 2024

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My whatnot wanted to become a comedian. Its favorite joke? 'I'm on a shelf-improvement plan!
What did the whatnot say to the bookshelf? 'You're my other half!
I got a whatnot for my birthday. It's the gift that keeps on shelving!
Why did the whatnot go to therapy? It had too many issues in the drawer!
I told my whatnot a joke about construction. It didn't find it very 'uplifting.
I accidentally knocked over my whatnot. Now it's a 'whatwas'!
Why did the whatnot become a detective? It wanted to solve the case of the missing socks!

The Underestimated Whatnot

They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. In my house, one man's treasure becomes another man's whatnot in less than 24 hours.

Lost in Whatnot Translation

When you're cleaning and you're like, I'll just put this in the whatnot. It's the universal excuse for: I'm too lazy to find its proper place, so it's now part of the 'whatnot' community.

The Mysteries of Whatnot

Ever notice how whatnot is the storage closet of conversation? Hey, where'd you put those keys? Oh, on the whatnot. Translation: I have no idea, but let's pretend I'm organized.

The Euphemistic Whatnot

Hey, you know, the thingy, the 'whatnot.' Ah, yes, the official term for when you've forgotten a word but still want to sound vaguely knowledgeable.

The Relativity of Whatnot

Can you hand me the whatnot from the top shelf? Translation: Please unleash your spider skills and navigate through the chaos because I've lost all hope and spatial reasoning.

The Whatnot Chronicles

When people say, It's in the whatnot, I always wonder if they're hiding treasure or just too lazy to name items. It's not a junk drawer, Carol, it's a 'whatnot'!

The Whatnot Paradox

When you're trying to declutter and you come across the whatnot drawer. It's like a time capsule of every forgotten impulse buy, tangled charger, and expired coupon.

What's in the Whatnot?

If you ever want to experience existential dread, just take a deep dive into your whatnot drawer. It's like confronting every decision you've ever made, one tangled earbud at a time.

What is Whatnot Anyway?

If life had a junk drawer, it'd be called the whatnot. It's where socks disappear, pens reproduce, and every lost item from the Bermuda Triangle ends up.

The Ambiguity of Whatnot

Hey, pass me the, um, whatnot. Oh sure, let me just hand you an undefined object. I hope you enjoy receiving a spoon when you wanted a stapler!

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