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What starts with a New Year's resolution and ends with 'Well, maybe next year'?
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Let's talk about New Year's resolutions. It's that time of the year when we all enthusiastically declare we're going to hit the gym, learn a new language, and save the world. Fast forward to February, and I'm sitting there, realizing the only thing I've mastered is the art of pressing snooze on my alarm. Next year, though, I swear!
What starts with a to-do list and ends with 'Well, that escalated quickly'?
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Made a to-do list today. It started with simple things like 'send emails' and 'grocery shopping.' Three hours later, it escalated to 'question the meaning of life' and 'reorganize sock drawer.' Productivity level: Expert Procrastinator.
What starts with a technology detox and ends with a charger hunt?
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Decided to take a break from technology recently, did a digital detox. Guess where that led me? Scavenging the house for chargers like a high-tech Sherlock Holmes. Turns out, my smartphone has separation anxiety issues.
What starts with a cup of coffee and ends with a jittery dance routine?
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Coffee, the magical elixir that starts your day with a boost of energy and ends it with a jittery dance routine. I'm convinced baristas are secretly choreographers, and caffeine is the dance partner I never knew I needed.
What starts with a 'quick check' on social media and ends with 'Wait, what year is it?'
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You know those moments when you just want to make a quick check on social media? Next thing you know, you've scrolled so far back, you're questioning if it's still 2023 or if you accidentally hit the time-travel button. Social media: the real time machine.
What starts with a bedtime story and ends with a wrestling match with imaginary monsters?
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You ever try reading a bedtime story to a kid? It starts all sweet and innocent, and then suddenly, you're in a full-on wrestling match with imaginary monsters under the bed. Turns out, my storytelling skills are so riveting, even the monsters want a front-row seat!
What starts with a diet and ends with a food coma?
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Ever been on a diet? It's that magical journey that starts with kale smoothies and ends with you face down in a pizza, in a deep food coma. It's like my stomach has a PhD in rebellion.
What starts with a DIY project and ends with 'Well, that's unique'?
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Ever tried a DIY project? I once decided to build my own furniture. Nailed it! Literally. The only problem is, it looks like it belongs in a modern art museum under the category of 'Abstract Furniture Fails.
What starts with a credit card and ends with an empty bank account?
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You know, I was trying to figure out what starts with swiping a credit card and ends with having an empty bank account. Turns out, it's my love life! Swipe right for romance, swipe left for financial ruin. It's like Tinder for bankruptcy.
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