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The Paranoid Gardener
What starts with a watering can and ends with a plant rebellion?
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My plants are so demanding, I feel like I'm running a botanical daycare. I swear I heard one say, "I want juice, not rain!
The Overeager Chef
What starts with a spatula and ends with a food fight?
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The cookbook said, "Whisk it." I'm still trying to explain to my kitchen why it's not getting a haircut.
The Aspiring Astronaut
What starts with a telescope and ends with an interstellar parking ticket?
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My telescope revealed the secrets of the universe: there's a space toll booth on the moon, and they don't take credit cards.
The Competitive Librarian
What starts with a bookmark and ends with a silent reading showdown?
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In the library, it's not the books you have to watch out for; it's the librarian giving you the silent stare-down for turning pages too loudly.
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