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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?
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A guy yelled out, A maybee! I said, No, a cross-pollinator! It can't decide between flowers, and it's creating floral chaos. Commitment issues, I tell you!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
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I posed this question at a party, and someone shouted, Nacho cheese! I replied, No, stolen, because it's nacho cheese until you've paid for it. Trust me; I'm lactose intolerant to bad puns.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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My friend smirked and said, Fsh. I said, No, a blinding glimpse of the obvious! It's the fish that never saw the hook coming, quite literally.
What do you call a vegetable that plays jazz?
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I asked my musician friend this, and he said, A beet-bopper! I said, No, a tuber-tooter! It's got the radish rhythm and the beet blues – the ultimate garden jazz band.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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I asked this to my farmer friend, and he chuckled, A bulldozer! I said, No, siesta-bull! It doesn't just snore; it snores in Spanish, complete with flamenco music in the background.
What do you call a computer that sings?
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Ever wondered what happens when your laptop becomes a pop star? Well, it becomes an Adele-aptop! Instead of crashing, it just belts out heartbreaking ballads. Just hope it doesn't catch a virus from too many downloads!
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
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Someone shouted, A can't opener! I replied, No, a can't-per! It stands there, looks at the can, and says, 'I just can't today.' Lazy kitchen appliances, I swear.
What do you call a cat that can play the guitar?
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So, I asked my neighbor this question, and he goes, I don't know, a rock cat? I said, No, a strumming kitty! Though, I'm pretty sure it still hates Mondays.
What do you call a dog magician?
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My friend tried to be clever and said, A labracadabrador! I corrected him, Nope, a hocus-pupus! The only trick it can't master is fetching the remote. It's always vanished when you need it!
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