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You ever wonder what do you call that awkward dance you do when you're trying to pass someone in a narrow hallway, and you both keep moving in the same direction? It's like a weird tango of politeness. I call it the "Excuse Me, No, You Go, Oh Okay, We're Doing This Dance.
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What do you call that one sock that mysteriously disappears in the laundry, leaving its partner all alone? I think it's participating in a solo career – the "Sock Seeking Independence Movement.
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Ever notice how you become an expert on a show you've only binge-watched for two days straight? I call it the "Netflix Knowledge Boost.
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What do you call those tiny crumbs at the bottom of a bag of chips that are too small to grab, but too tasty to leave behind? I call them chip dregs – the snack equivalent of the lost and found.
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You know what do you call those tiny pieces of potato left in the bag after you've finished making fries? I call them potato confetti. It's like the potato's way of celebrating its transformation into a delicious snack.
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You know what do you call the unsolicited advice people give you when you're trying to parallel park? I call it the "Backseat Parking Instructor Syndrome.
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Ever notice that brief moment of panic when someone asks you for your Wi-Fi password, and you suddenly forget it, even though you've entered it a thousand times? I call it the "Password Amnesia Shuffle.
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Have you ever wondered what do you call the collective sigh of relief in a room when someone's stomach growls during a meeting, making it socially acceptable for everyone to be hungry? I call it the "Audible Lunch Invitation.
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What do you call the struggle of trying to discreetly adjust your underwear in public without drawing attention? I call it the "Sneaky Underwear Shuffle.
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