7 Jokes For Wetland

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Updated on: Feb 20 2025

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What did the frog do when it parked illegally in the wetland? It got toad away!

What do you call a nervous swamp? Anxi-marsh!

Why did the duck bring a towel to the wetland? To quackly dry off!

I tried to write a book about wetlands, but it was too marshy.

Why was the wetland always the life of the party? It had the best swamp-tunes!

What did the rain say to the wetland? You're pond-erful!

What did the wetland say to the rain? Stop, I'm all bogged down!

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