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Wetlands are like the natural version of a surprise party. You're walking along, enjoying the scenery, and suddenly, squish! Surprise mud pit!
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Wetlands are proof that Mother Nature has a sense of humor. "Let me create this serene landscape, but also, let's throw in some quicksand just for laughs.
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Wetlands are like the VIP section for mosquitoes. It's like they have their own exclusive club, and we're just the unwilling members.
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Trying to have a conversation in a wetland is like participating in the "Loud Squelchy Sound Olympics." Spoiler alert: The mud usually wins.
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Wetlands are the original fitness challenge. Forget about running on a treadmill; try navigating through a marsh without losing a shoe. That's a workout and a half.
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Ever notice how walking in a wetland is like playing a game of "Is it solid ground or am I about to reenact a scene from The Swamp Monster Returns?
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You know you're in a wetland when your GPS says, "In 500 feet, make a slight squishy noise.
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You ever notice how the wildlife in wetlands always looks at you like you're the one intruding? I'm just trying to enjoy nature, and the ducks are giving me the stink eye.
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Wetlands are the only places where mud is considered a fashion accessory. Forget designer handbags; just show up with mud-caked shoes, and you're a trendsetter.
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