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I love it when my alarm clock tells me "well done" for waking up on time. Oh, thank you, digital device, for acknowledging my basic survival skills. I'm practically a superhero.
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Well done" feels like the participation trophy of compliments. Like, congratulations, you participated in life today. Here's your pat on the back, and now go adult some more.
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I got a "well done" the other day for parallel parking perfectly. I didn't know parking my car was a culinary achievement. I should have brought some spices and a garnish!
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Ever notice how when you do something impressive, people just say "well done"? I wish life had a comment section where I could see more specific feedback. "Five stars for adulting, but deducted one for mismatched socks.
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Well done" is the adult version of a gold star. Just waiting for someone to stick it on my forehead and say, "Congratulations! You managed to pay bills and not burn the house down.
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You know, when someone says "well done," I always feel like I'm being complimented on my steak grilling skills. Like, is my life just one big barbecue, and someone's patting me on the back for not burning it?
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My GPS said "well done" when I arrived at my destination. I didn't know finding a coffee shop was an achievement. I felt like I deserved a victory lap around the block.
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Got a "well done" for folding laundry neatly. I didn't know I was participating in the Domestic Olympics. If only there were medals for sock matching!
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I wish there were more situations where people would just randomly shout "well done." Imagine acing a job interview, and the interviewer just leans back and goes, "Well done!" That would boost my confidence.
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