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What did the sushi say to the chef? 'You've really nailed the roll – well done!
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What did the enthusiastic gardener say to the perfectly pruned hedge? 'Well shrub!
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Why did the bicycle get a medal? It was two-tired but finished the race – well done!
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Why did the golfer congratulate the golf ball? It had a hole-in-one – well done, dimples!
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Why did the tomato turn to the salad and say, 'You're looking sharp today'? Because it was well-dressed!
Appliance Therapist
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Imagine if kitchen appliances had therapy sessions. The blender would be like, I just feel so used, all they want from me is smoothies. Meanwhile, the microwave would chime in with, Well, at least you get a 'Well Done' every now and then. All I get is 'Ping!'
Confused Convection Oven
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I tried baking a cake, and the convection oven chimed in with a hesitant Well Done? I guess even the appliances in my kitchen are unsure about my culinary skills. It's like having a doubtful Gordon Ramsay in appliance form.
Microwave Mind Games
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My microwave plays mind games with me. I put in a bag of popcorn, and it goes, Well Done. I open the door, and half the bag is still un-popped. Thanks for the confidence boost, microwave. I'll just eat my 'half-popped' victory.
Culinary Critic
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I've started talking to my microwave like it's a culinary critic. I'll be cooking and go, What do you think, microwave? It just stares back at me and blinks its digital display. I guess that's its way of saying, I'm not paid enough to be a food critic, just press the button and be quiet.
The Judgmental Coffee Maker
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I wish my coffee maker was as positive as my microwave. Every morning, it could say, Well Brewed, my friend! Instead, it just gurgles and spits out coffee like it's disappointed in my life choices. Maybe I need a more supportive morning routine.
Encouragement Overload
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My microwave is so supportive. I put in a frozen pizza, and it's like, Well Done. I start thinking, maybe I should invite it to all my life decisions. Job interview? Microwave says Well Done. Terrible haircut? Microwave still says Well Done. I'm waiting for it to weigh in on my dating choices next.
Appliance Stand-Up
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I'm starting to think my kitchen is a comedy club for appliances. The fridge is the silent observer, the blender's the one who thinks it's the life of the party, and the microwave is the stand-up comedian saying, Well Done after every punchline. I can't wait for the toaster's open mic night.
Drama in the Dishwasher
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My dishwasher and microwave had a falling out. The dishwasher was like, All it ever says is 'Well Done,' but does it even know the effort I put into cleaning those dirty dishes? Now, my appliances are having a soap opera-level drama, and I'm just here for the entertainment.
Toaster Envy
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I tried talking to my toaster about my microwave's overenthusiastic attitude. The toaster just looked at me and said, Well, I don't even have a 'Well Done' setting. I just have 'Kinda Brown' or 'Charcoal Black.' Now, I'm worried my toaster has self-esteem issues.
The Overachieving Microwave
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You ever notice how microwaves have this smug attitude, like they're the MVPs of the kitchen? I mean, I just press a button and it says Well Done. Thanks, microwave, but can you also give me a pat on the back? I want my appliances to encourage me through life like a motivational speaker.
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