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Why did the groom bring a ladder to his wedding speech? Because he wanted to reach new heights in his marriage!
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What do you call a groom who can't make a speech? The strong, silent type—especially when his wife is around!
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Grooms, they're like stand-up comedians, but instead of trying to make you laugh, they're trying not to make their mother-in-law cry. It's a delicate art, my friends!
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Grooms, if you're struggling with your wedding speech, just remember: It's not about the eloquence of your words; it's about distracting everyone from the fact that you're one step away from tripping over your own shoelaces. Good luck!
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I attended a wedding where the groom's speech started with, 'I never thought I'd find someone as amazing as my wife.' I guess he never looked in the mirror before!
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I heard this one groom started his speech with, 'I never knew what true love was until I met my wife.' Dude, did you think it was hiding in the pantry behind the cereal boxes?
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Grooms, take note: If your wedding speech gets more laughs than the best man's, you've officially stolen his thunder. It's a risky move, but hey, who needs friends when you have the spotlight?
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Grooms, when you're giving a wedding speech, remember: It's not just a declaration of love; it's also an audition for the 'Husband of the Year' award. Spoiler alert: Nobody's winning that trophy!
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I once heard a groom say, 'Marriage is like a roller coaster.' Yeah, buddy, but most roller coasters don't come with in-laws as the unexpected loop-de-loops!
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Wedding speeches, folks! Grooms think they're giving a heartfelt declaration of love; the rest of us are just hoping they remember the bride's name by the end!
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Wedding speeches are the only time you'll see a grown man nervously gripping a piece of paper, sweating bullets, and wondering if he should have hired a professional writer instead of relying on his sixth-grade poetry skills.
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