5 Wedding Speeches Grooms Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 18 2025

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The Forgetful Groom

Remembering wedding details
I forgot to write my vows, so I just recited the lyrics to "Baby Got Back." My wife was impressed; she always did say she liked big vows and she cannot lie.

The Clueless Groom

Grappling with wedding traditions
My best man told me that marriage is like a rollercoaster – full of ups and downs. I just didn't expect the "ups" to be the credit card bills after the wedding.

The Broke Groom

Dealing with wedding expenses
They say love is priceless, but the wedding photographer didn't get the memo. I had to take out a loan just to afford the pictures – now they better be in 3D.

The Nervous Groom

Overcoming the jitters
My nerves were so bad at the altar that when the priest said, "Speak now or forever hold your peace," I blurted out, "Can we order pizza for the reception?

The Romantic Groom

Balancing romance with reality
They say marriage is about finding someone who completes you. I just didn't realize that would include completing her never-ending list of DIY wedding projects.

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