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I used WD-40 on my office chair, and now it spins so effortlessly that I accidentally reenacted a scene from "The Exorcist." Who knew WD-40 had a dark side?
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You know you're an adult when the most exciting part of your day is finally using WD-40 on that squeaky door, and you stand there like a triumphant superhero waiting for applause.
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WD-40 is the secret agent of household items. You don't see it often, but when you do, it's there to eliminate squeaks and save the day. James Bond wishes he had those skills.
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I've come to the realization that WD-40 is basically the relationship counselor for inanimate objects. "Alright, you two, stop squeaking and start communicating.
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You know you're adulting hard when you have a favorite can of WD-40. Mine is the one with the slightly worn label, battle scars from countless skirmishes with rusty bike chains.
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If WD-40 sponsored my life, the slogan would be: "Turning awkward squeaks into smooth moves since [insert birth year]." I'd be the suavest person alive.
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WD-40 is like the magic potion for adults. You spray it on something, and suddenly everything becomes as smooth as a politician's handshake during election season.
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WD-40 has this amazing ability to make you feel like a handyman genius. You fix a creaky chair, and suddenly you're ready to build the Eiffel Tower in your backyard.
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WD-40 is the superhero sidekick of the garage – always ready to swoop in and rescue your tools from the clutches of rust and corrosion. It's the Batman to your rusty Robin.
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