5 Jokes For Wd40

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 26 2025

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The Inventor's Perspective

Trying to invent something better than WD40
I wanted to make a super lubricant to beat WD40, so I created WD39.5. Turns out, it's just vegetable oil. My squeaky doors are now salad enthusiasts.

The Environmentalist's Perspective

Concerns about the environmental impact of WD40
They say WD40 is harmful to aquatic life. I accidentally sprayed some near a pond, and now the ducks won't stop sliding into each other. Pond ice hockey, anyone?

The Detective's Perspective

Investigating mysterious disappearances of WD40 cans
There's a black market for WD40, and I'm on the case. I went undercover, posing as a rusty hinge. Let me tell you, it's tough being inconspicuous when you're the only one not making noise.

The DIY Enthusiast's Perspective

Using WD40 as a solution to everything
My wife thinks I'm a handyman because I use WD40 for everything. I tried it on our relationship, and now we slide into arguments seamlessly.

The Paranoid Neighbor's Perspective

Suspecting WD40 as a government conspiracy
WD40 is a government mind control experiment, I'm telling you! I sprayed some on my door, and now I can't stop voting for fictional characters on reality TV shows.

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