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What do you call someone who can't stop watching movies? A film addict-ted!
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I told my friend he watches too much TV. He laughed and said, 'It's just a show, don't be so serious!
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I told my friend I could predict the future by watching birds. He called me a real tweet-seer!
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I tried to make a documentary about watches, but it just didn't have enough timepieces.
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What do you call a person who can't stop watching cooking shows? A binge-watcher!
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I had a dream that I was being watched. Turned out it was just my pet parrot learning to mimic the sound of a 'Watcher.' Now I have a talking alarm system. I call it 'The Polly Patrol!'
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I discovered my new superpower! It's called 'Watcher Mode.' I can make people uncomfortable by simply staring at them for too long. It's either that or I'm just really bad at making eye contact!
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The other night, I felt like someone was watching me... Turns out it was just my cat judging my Netflix choices. I swear, that feline has the gaze of a 'Watcher'!
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Have you ever caught your own reflection in a dark room and got spooked? Yeah, that's the 'Watcher' in the mirror – trying to give me a heart attack while I look for snacks at midnight!
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I thought my house was haunted until I realized it was just the 'Watcher' program on my smart TV. Now I have a ghost subscription on Netflix. The horror stories are way funnier!
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My neighbor is convinced we have a 'Watcher' haunting the building. I told him, 'Nah, that's just the sound of my landlord checking if anyone's behind on rent. That's a different kind of haunting!'
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Ever have that eerie feeling you're being watched? Yeah, I get that when I eat a whole pizza alone in my room. I call it the 'Watcher Effect' – a food coma under surveillance!
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I went on a blind date, and the awkward silence was so thick, it felt like a 'Watcher' entered the room. Turns out, we both just forgot how to small talk. Who knew silence had a sidekick?
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You know you're an adult when you start closing your closet door because, at night, that open space starts to look like a 'Watcher' lurking in the shadows. Turns out, it's just your collection of old sweaters plotting a fashion comeback!
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