5 Jokes For Watcher

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 03 2025

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The Movie Theater Watcher

People who bring noisy snacks to a movie.
I want to invent a candy wrapper that makes no noise. I'd be a billionaire by the time Avengers 27 is released.

The Nature Watcher

When you're peacefully bird-watching, and suddenly a bird decides to redecorate your car.
My car is now a masterpiece, courtesy of the avant-garde bird community.

The TV Watcher

When the remote is just out of reach, and you're too comfortable to get up.
My fitness tracker congratulated me for reaching my step goal while binge-watching my favorite show. I guess thumb movements count as steps now.

The Social Media Watcher

When you accidentally like a post from five years ago.
I accidentally liked my ex's new relationship status. Now I'm in a relationship with regret.

The Sports Watcher

When you're pretending to understand sports to impress someone.
Watching sports is like being in a relationship. There are highs, lows, and you have no idea what's happening most of the time.

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