8 Jokes For Washer

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Updated on: Apr 14 2025

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What do you call a washing machine that sings? A spin cycle!
Why did the washing machine go on a diet? It wanted to fit into smaller loads!
Why did the washer enroll in cooking school? It wanted to learn how to handle spinaches!
Why did the washing machine apply for a job? It wanted to have a spin in the office!
Why did the washing machine go to therapy? It had too many issues with its spin cycle!
Why don't washing machines ever gossip? Because they know how to keep a lid on it!
I tried to make a joke about washing machines, but it was just too dirty!
Why did the shirt break up with the pants? Too much drama in the spin cycle!

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