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I feel bad for Waluigi; the guy can't even get his own game. Mario has his own series, Luigi got Luigi's Mansion, but what does Waluigi get? The occasional cameo and maybe a side-eye from Princess Peach.
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You know you've hit rock bottom when even Toad has more screen time than you. I bet if Waluigi asked for directions, people would just say, "Sorry, I only talk to main characters.
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You ever notice how Waluigi is like the forgotten stepchild of the Mario universe? I mean, everyone's all about Mario, Luigi, and even Wario gets some love. But poor Waluigi, he's just chilling in the shadows, probably plotting his revenge with a tennis racket.
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I imagine Waluigi at job interviews, trying to explain his skills. "I'm really good at tennis, go-karting, and being mysteriously absent from mainline Mario games. Hire me, and I'll bring the party crasher vibe to your office!
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I bet when Waluigi plays Mario Kart, he secretly throws banana peels and shells at everyone, thinking, "If I can't win in the games, at least I can cause chaos in the virtual world.
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I heard Waluigi's autobiography is coming out soon. It's a pop-up book, but every time you open it, it just says, "Still waiting for my moment.
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Waluigi is like that guy at the party who stands in the corner, hoping someone will notice him. Meanwhile, Mario is getting all the attention, jumping on mushrooms and saving princesses, while Waluigi is just contemplating the meaning of purple.
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If Waluigi hosted a cooking show, it would be called "Waluigi's Kitchen Catastrophe." The secret ingredient? Regret. Because let's be honest, his entire existence in the Mario universe is a recipe for comedic disaster.
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Waluigi's fashion sense is questionable at best. Purple overalls, a pointy mustache, and that hat – it's like he raided a thrift store in the Mushroom Kingdom. No wonder he's never invited to Mario's costume parties.
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