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Waluigi's Dating Profile
Waluigi trying online dating
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Waluigi's dating profile lists his hobbies as tennis, Go-Kart racing, and being the eternal underdog. His bio reads, "I may not be the hero, but I'm the one who always shows up fashionably late to the party. If you're looking for a guy who knows how to make an entrance, I'm your man. Bonus points if you can keep up with my 'Waaah!' during romantic moments.
Waluigi's Cooking Show
Waluigi hosting a cooking show
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Waluigi starts demonstrating how to chop onions, and he says, "You know, onions and I have a lot in common. We both make people cry, and no one really wants us at parties. But here's the trick, instead of crying, just shout 'Waaah!' every time you cut an onion. It confuses the onions, and they leave you alone.
Waluigi's Fitness Routine
Waluigi trying to get fit
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Waluigi tries yoga for the first time. He says, "I attempted the downward dog pose, but it turns out, it's a lot harder when you have a mustache. I ended up stuck in 'awkward Waluigi' pose, and now it's the newest trend in yoga. You're welcome, fitness world!
Waluigi's Stand-Up Comedy Night
Waluigi performing stand-up comedy
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Waluigi wraps up his comedy set with, "I've been Waluigi, and before I go, remember, life's too short to take it seriously. So, the next time something goes wrong, just throw your hands in the air and shout, 'Waaah!' It won't solve anything, but it's a great stress reliever.
Waluigi's Job Interview
Waluigi applying for a regular job
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Interviewer: "Do you have any weaknesses?" Waluigi thinks for a moment and says, "Well, I guess my main weakness is that I can't resist shouting 'Waaah!' randomly. It happens when I'm excited, sad, or just bored. Imagine closing a big deal, and suddenly you hear 'Waaah!' echoing through the office. It's a real conversation starter!
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