5 Jokes For Walrus

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 10 2025

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The Walrus Chef

Cooking a gourmet meal for a walrus food critic
I presented a walrus with a plate of sushi, and he asked, "Where's the soy sauce?" I guess even walruses have refined tastes.

The Walrus Fashionista

Dressing up a walrus for a fashion show
I asked the walrus if he liked his new outfit, and he gave me a look that said, "I'd rather be in a onesie made of kelp." High fashion standards, I tell you.

The Walrus Detective

Solving a mysterious case with a walrus as a partner
Trying to interrogate a suspect with a walrus partner is challenging. The suspect just looks into those big, watery eyes and spills the beans. Walrus charm, I tell you.

The Walrus Whisperer

Trying to communicate with a walrus
I thought I made a connection with a walrus, but then he gave me the cold flipper. Turns out, he was just playing hard to get.

The Walrus Therapist

Providing therapy to a walrus with emotional issues
Gave a walrus a therapy session, and he said, "I've got too much on my flippers." I guess even walruses have a lot on their plate.

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