7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For vulture

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I tried to teach my vulture to play fetch, but it just gave me a 'dead' stare.

My vulture told me a secret. I promised not to 'squawk' about it!

I invited a vulture to my party, but it didn't stay long. It said, 'I prefer my gatherings a bit more 'dead'icated!

I told my friend I'm training my pet vulture to be a stand-up comedian. He said, 'That sounds like a real wingman!

I asked a vulture if it believed in recycling. It said, 'Absolutely, I'm all about reducing the 'carcass' footprint!

Why did the vulture start a podcast? It had a lot of 'beak'-ing news to share!

I told my vulture it needed a hobby. It said, 'I already have one – it's called 'stalk'-ing!

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