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Vultures on Vacation
Vultures attempting a relaxing holiday
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Tried to book a spa day as a vulture. The masseuse said, 'We do bird massages!' I said, 'Perfect, I've got these wings that really need some kneading.' She wasn't amused.
Vultures in a Therapy Session
Vultures dealing with personal issues
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I told my therapist, 'I'm just feeling down lately.' She goes, 'You need to spread your wings.' I said, 'It's hard when all I see is roadkill!'
The Awkward Vulture Family Reunion
Vultures dealing with family drama
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Family gossip among vultures? It's like, 'Did you hear about Aunt Harriet? She's picking up roadkill on the side, but shhh... it's our little secret.'
Vulture Dating Woes
Vultures navigating the dating scene
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I tried to impress this vulture lady with a carcass. She said, 'You call that a gift?' I was like, 'Hey, I put my heart and stomach into finding that!' Tough crowd.
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